Link to Part 1
In part 1 of this series, I won a Mel Gibson 'blow me' doll by filling the first line of my extremist bingo card, but that wasn't enough to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world; like I'm the only one that you'll ever abuse; like I'm the only one who knows your cooze. One extremist gets supercalifragilistic-expialidocious-ed by typhoid Mary Poppins for every square crossed off, so I will not be able to satisfy myself until I Clean Sweep and Pyrolysis Sooty all 25 squares. I'll then hand the deck over to Kimmy Gibbler and challenge her to get a Fuller House in extremist-twink-stud poker.
In part 1 of this series, I won a Mel Gibson 'blow me' doll by filling the first line of my extremist bingo card, but that wasn't enough to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world; like I'm the only one that you'll ever abuse; like I'm the only one who knows your cooze. One extremist gets supercalifragilistic-expialidocious-ed by typhoid Mary Poppins for every square crossed off, so I will not be able to satisfy myself until I Clean Sweep and Pyrolysis Sooty all 25 squares. I'll then hand the deck over to Kimmy Gibbler and challenge her to get a Fuller House in extremist-twink-stud poker.
6. Ideology Reduced To Simple Narratives
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| Jesus protected himself from the Romans with his favourite pistol; a custom IPSC 1911 45ACP |
My thoughts are that there are too many Americans and their numbers will continue to grow until Donald Trump completes construction on his impenetrable death wall and impenetrable father-daughter incest chastity belt. My fellow American friends inflict so much suffering on the rest of the World in the name of the almighty Oprah's cooch pooch; something like one million dead in the middle East at the hands of mostly barely-legal teenagers who call the young children they massacre 'sand nigglets'. They have as much chance of re-building a country as I have of shooting my jizz to the moons of Uranus and impregnating Portia de Rossi.
We all agree that the US is a country of mostly gun-inserting, Jesus-sodomising megalomaniacs. But many of the inner-city leftie regressive toddlers don't even own a single semi-automatic rifle. I agree with the NRA: arm up. Arm your young; arm your old; arm your developmentally delayed; arm your paroled. More guns means fewer Americans. If the hopeless bullied dweebs can be better trained and slay half the children in their schools instead of only a few, that would be a great start. I believe the children are our future; teach them guns and let them lead The Purge. Fewer little American nits now should lead to a far more peaceful World in the next generation. And for those that manage to dodge the bullets, I'll personally assist them in going the way of Whitney Houston and drowning in bathtubs full of cocaine and misery while singing 'Blow will always love you'.
7. Outsider & Ex-Member Demonization
How did Shermon deal with lefties in his workplace? He lost his job!
Everyone not totally on board his Aryan-bogan-protecting M4 Shermon Tank must be against him in his befuddled nut. His followers must complement his wife beater mentality and shirt and his obviously racist hat adjustments or they will be banished to the fiery planet of Mustafar for being a lefty. Post-modernist left winged flying monkeys annoy me as well but I don't demonise them and I certainly don't believe that they are causing the downfall of Australia; which is still easily one of the world's top 200 countries.
It makes me so happy that Shermon 'the tanker' stepped down after some of his followers mocked him and pointed out what a joke he is. I love it when vocal but insignificant extremist groups implode under the weight of their own reality-free halal-slaughtering fantasies. How much did that hurt his little-boy big-fight soul? He lost his job and his former followers take him about as seriously as they would a female left-wing lesbian First Australian. The best comedy is real life and the best real life is when someone gets chicken plucked by their own people. I've been laughing at this guy for months and now even his former followers are too. So basically everyone now thinks that animated furry Care Bear golden-rainbow-shower porn is more beneficial to society than he is.
Is there any chance he's going to reform his ways or is he in too deep with hatred of Muslims, Lefties, First Australians, women, woofters and above all, resentment towards hard-working Australians that don't get kicked out of every rental property because their Nazi skinhead mates trash the joint and gas with Zyklon B any passers-by that look a bit brown or Jewy.
8. Humourless About Ideology
And what was this disgusting joke? Hold on to your Jew shoes and be prepared for a combination of letters more offensive than Israeli tank music. Joan Rivers was commenting on how amazing Heidi Klum looked in an Achtung Cleavage Baby dress at the 2013 Academy Awards:
"The last time a German looked this hot was when they were pushing Jews into the ovens."
"The last time a German looked this hot was when they were pushing Jews into the ovens."
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| Why does this dress make me think of German Weisswurst sausages? |
I have no doubt that Fantastic Mr Foxman believed that he was saving humanity from evil when his Cuban-America intern wrote the press release, but he completely missed the point just like every Jewish basketballer disappointment. His ideology seems to be that Jews need to be protected like defenseless babies floating down the river from Roman comedians, German comedians, Guatemalan comedians, prop comedians and, above all else, from traitorous Jewish comedians; Jewish comedians just trying to do their job and make people laugh and maybe lightly remind the World that the Holocaust was kind of bad. One sharp-tongued joke can do so much more than droning academics at teaching average folks about the shyte that went down in the World and continues to go down. The example I usually give is that without comedy, I would never have heard about the Great Jewish Beaver Slaughter of 1374.
I'm pretty sure Abra-ham sandwich is not an extremist Zionist with plans to inflict bland desert slave food on the world; but he was using extremist tactics to attempt to shut Rivers up. If he didn't want to gag her and gas her, he's certainly telling Rivers how to do her job and to be someone different to who she was. Losing your identity is like telling someone to stop being such a Jew. Is this ironic? I'll tell people like him how to do their jobs: stop using celebrities for your attention-seeking outdated ideologies and accept the power of shock comedy. We shouldn't silence comedians unless they're being mean-spirited or are handicapped and their whole act is cripple jokes.
Was Fox-Mulder-man happy when plastic surgery achieved his final solution; an achievement that no Egyptian managed when Joan was a slave-girl building the pyramids? The question must be asked if Redd Foxx-man used some of his dirty defamation money to bribe the surgeon and make it look like an accident. Abraham was most likely cheering when he heard the news of her death. But it really depresses me that she'll never make another suffocating holocaust joke again. I need to be constantly reminded that I shouldn't start yelling in German to start another Jewish Holocaust. The Jews are alright. It's the Armenians that have to be wiped out for creating the Kardashians. Those vapid ugly sisters have left me completely soft and unable to masturbate to my peccadillo: Jewish-German gas-chamber scat porn.
9. It’s War! Fighting Words
"Whose side are you on?" Tony Abbott quote, former Prime Minister of Australia.
What prompted this scathing attack from Tony Abort? Was this high treason from an Indonesian James Bond who tapped into Abbott's wife's phone and her secret shower cam? Not exactly. It was Tony up to his old extremist tricks again attacking his own national broadcaster. Indirectly threatening to obliterate the ABC was a running theme of the previous federal administration in Australia and their fighting words galvanised the community and gave Andrew Bolt intense Abbott-gasms. This is what extremists do; they try to convince you that either you are totally for their hyperbolic, vitriolic, destruct-aholic, anabolic anger or totally against them. Abbott and Co made it seems like if you opposed them, you would be buried in the foundations of Joe Hockey's 17th house.
Just because I moderately defended the ABC, I was labelled as anti-government and told by one Twitter 140-character ranter that the ABC must go or at the very least become privately owned. I do think that the ABC is important for the cohesion of Australian society; especially in rural and remote regions, but the personality machines Michael Rowland, Paul Kennedy and their mates aren't perfect. Most of the ABC do lean left and they have to be constantly vigilant to stay stuck in the middle and treat all politicians with equal contempt. They do a pretty good job of this, but being in the middle wasn't good enough for Uncle Tony, who seemed to want a North Korean-style government propaganda broadcaster.
At least now the worst Prime Minister in Australia's history is our ex-Prime Minister. It's so great when these guys are deposed by their own party then pretend that their ego and budgies are still intact when they are shedding tears into the ocean while surfing. Meanwhile, the ABC keeps doing its thing: bland comedy, dull drama and non-sensational news programming.
What prompted this scathing attack from Tony Abort? Was this high treason from an Indonesian James Bond who tapped into Abbott's wife's phone and her secret shower cam? Not exactly. It was Tony up to his old extremist tricks again attacking his own national broadcaster. Indirectly threatening to obliterate the ABC was a running theme of the previous federal administration in Australia and their fighting words galvanised the community and gave Andrew Bolt intense Abbott-gasms. This is what extremists do; they try to convince you that either you are totally for their hyperbolic, vitriolic, destruct-aholic, anabolic anger or totally against them. Abbott and Co made it seems like if you opposed them, you would be buried in the foundations of Joe Hockey's 17th house.
Just because I moderately defended the ABC, I was labelled as anti-government and told by one Twitter 140-character ranter that the ABC must go or at the very least become privately owned. I do think that the ABC is important for the cohesion of Australian society; especially in rural and remote regions, but the personality machines Michael Rowland, Paul Kennedy and their mates aren't perfect. Most of the ABC do lean left and they have to be constantly vigilant to stay stuck in the middle and treat all politicians with equal contempt. They do a pretty good job of this, but being in the middle wasn't good enough for Uncle Tony, who seemed to want a North Korean-style government propaganda broadcaster.
At least now the worst Prime Minister in Australia's history is our ex-Prime Minister. It's so great when these guys are deposed by their own party then pretend that their ego and budgies are still intact when they are shedding tears into the ocean while surfing. Meanwhile, the ABC keeps doing its thing: bland comedy, dull drama and non-sensational news programming.
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| "We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious Prime Minister-ship. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Turnbull-ses. Wicked, tricksy, false! " |
10. Delusions Of Grandeur
"We fear not the swarms of planes, nor ballistic missiles, nor drones, nor satellites, nor battleships, nor weapons of mass destruction. How could we fear them, while Allah the Exalted has said, ‘If Allah should aid you, no one can overcome you'" From ISIS rag Dabiq.
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| ISIS missed the verse in the holy scriptures stating that Toyotas were the devil's chariots |
ISIS have been reasonably effective so far when compared with other Dr Doomsday cults. Some people claim that the Wayans Brothers will destroy civilisation with their anti-comedy brain-mushing technology before ISIS kick their boyfriends out of bed and make their next propaganda video with singing even more annoying than Japanese J-pop girl group AKB48. I'm not sure who will take us down to funky town. All I know is that ISIS, the Wayans and AKB48 need to be barraged mercilessly by air strikes; and Tito Wayans must go first.
Islamic State have restrained themselves in floral-printed strait-jackets and pink short shorts but they don't have Martin Riggs' shoulder-popping Jewish super-powers. They believe in a version of the prophecy laid out in their holy texts which can't happen in this reality. They will kill many; they will be partially successful in undermining peaceful global society; but they will not win. The ancient Roman army won't jump in their TARDIS quadrigas and come to 2018 to be destroyed by them. I'm more likely to suck out all the excess carbon dioxide from the atmosphere and poop out extinct rodents than they are to install a World Caliphate. Their leaders are no doubt fully aware of this, but this delusion of grandeur gets the pigeon-toed, cross-eyed, curved-spined, young testosterone-bags fired up and ready to slaughter random non-combatants whose only sin is being a moderate and openly enjoying the occasional homosexual dalliance.
We can all pretty much agree that ISIS are laughable and pathetic. But many of us understandably fear criticising them in any way or depicting their main prophet in black leather assless chaps being back-doored by a black endowed chap because the doomsday cult are violent and can mobilise 15 year olds to murder in the name of a non-existent god. You might be scared but I'm more afraid of Taylor Swift's posse's combined menses destructive powers than I am of these extremist f*cktards.
Islamic State have restrained themselves in floral-printed strait-jackets and pink short shorts but they don't have Martin Riggs' shoulder-popping Jewish super-powers. They believe in a version of the prophecy laid out in their holy texts which can't happen in this reality. They will kill many; they will be partially successful in undermining peaceful global society; but they will not win. The ancient Roman army won't jump in their TARDIS quadrigas and come to 2018 to be destroyed by them. I'm more likely to suck out all the excess carbon dioxide from the atmosphere and poop out extinct rodents than they are to install a World Caliphate. Their leaders are no doubt fully aware of this, but this delusion of grandeur gets the pigeon-toed, cross-eyed, curved-spined, young testosterone-bags fired up and ready to slaughter random non-combatants whose only sin is being a moderate and openly enjoying the occasional homosexual dalliance.
We can all pretty much agree that ISIS are laughable and pathetic. But many of us understandably fear criticising them in any way or depicting their main prophet in black leather assless chaps being back-doored by a black endowed chap because the doomsday cult are violent and can mobilise 15 year olds to murder in the name of a non-existent god. You might be scared but I'm more afraid of Taylor Swift's posse's combined menses destructive powers than I am of these extremist f*cktards.
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